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Hey you! This is a choice spot here by the window. Have you ordered yet? I'm in serious need of coffee. I haven't seen you in ages! How are you? I'm fine. Oh man I have stories for you...

Check out my stories from Ecuador:
http://mollyinecuador.wordpress.com/
Dec 19 '12
“working alone is awesome, because farting. that is all.”
— Lander, is amazing. 

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Feb 15 '12
asgoodasdirt: A gift to all you Blazers fans…Happy Valentines Day! Best way to spend the morning! 

asgoodasdirt:

A gift to all you Blazers fans…Happy Valentines Day!

Best way to spend the morning! 

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Feb 5 '12

Drink for Cee Lo in a mumu.

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Jan 2 '12
Modeling for the new No Pity beanies made by the Timbers Army! Perks for dating the photographer :D view more here.

Modeling for the new No Pity beanies made by the Timbers Army!

Perks for dating the photographer :D

view more here.

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Dec 8 '11
THIS is how my coworker and his wife broke the news to the world that they are preggers. It’s so cute it, I want to vom.  Congratulations Wil and Kristen!

THIS is how my coworker and his wife broke the news to the world that they are preggers.

It’s so cute it, I want to vom. 

Congratulations Wil and Kristen!

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Dec 6 '11

Christmastime makes me fat.

and for the most part, I blame my mom.

Yesterday morning I got up, put eggnog in my coffee, had a few Christmas cookies, ate some candy she’s got placed THROUGHOUT the house, THEN I noticed a third of a cake sitting on the kitchen counter. 

“where did this cake come from?!”

“oh I dunno, it was in the freezer”

So now, she’s filling this house with sugar just for the hell of it. And if sweets are in front of me, you bet your balls I’m going to eat them. So really, if this is hell, does that make me…

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Dec 2 '11

My mom does have a point.

  • [I'm showing her a striped scarf I'm knitting...]
  • Mom: Are you using wool?
  • Me: One of them is, the other one is acrylic
  • Mom: Well what if you have to wash it? They're going to react differently.
  • Me: Oh well I'll just never wash it.
  • Mom: What? Well what if...what if someone poops on it??
  • Me: What?! Who's going to poop on it?!

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Nov 25 '11
Occupie.

Occupie.

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Nov 8 '11
fossilfueldesign: Missing: Rick Moranis you mean Rick Moranis…the COUNTRY SINGER?!?!?

fossilfueldesign:

Missing: Rick Moranis

you mean Rick Moranis…the COUNTRY SINGER?!?!?

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Nov 8 '11

Cat lovers will understand

I love the when the cat misconstrues the annoyed roll overs as affection. 

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