January 2009
59 posts
NYT crossword with the fam.
me: what's a Gershwin heroine?
(mom and grandma ponder for a moment)
mom: Bess?
me: I don't think so.
(Aunt Susie walks into room)
grandma: Susie what's a heroin addict?
Jan 1st
December 2008
48 posts
ok total girl attack mode
I’m having trouble deciding on an ultra fantastic tokyo cool NYE outfit for tonight. My options: 1. Recently purchased 70’s long-sleeve sailor dress. Pro: it’s adorable and sailory. Plus it’s going to be chilly/rainy in Portland tonight, so it’ll keep me warm. Con: it’s long sleeve and polyester, meaning if I go dancing, I will sweat. and stink. 2. 60s...
Dec 31st
just returned home from celebrating a friend’s birthday at the Horse Brass,. It made me realize how excited I am for the cigarette ban in Portland bars, which will ring in the new year bitterly for some, joyously for others. All I know is tonight will be the last night* I come home and have to immediately change out of every single article of clothing saturated with smoke. And even then, I...
Dec 31st
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Molly: I'm going to josh's birthday gathering tonight at horsebrass
Patrick: that should be fun
Molly: yea, except i don't think i'm going to drink. i've been drinking beer for the past 4 days, and i'm kind of sick of it
Patrick: time to switch to tequila then
Molly: OH GOD
my insides just lurched
Patrick: in passion?
Molly: in disgust
tequila and I are not friends. i can't remember the last time I drank it... which is part of the problem.
Patrick: then start a new romance...maybe w/whiskey this time
Molly: whiskey makes me fight
so do brass monkeys, oddly enough.
Dec 31st
I’m seriously considering deleting my tumblr account. It’s just, I don’t update it that often. I have these moments of inspiration, but end up losing the motivation to type it out on the computer. Plus, it makes me really sad when I lose followers. To the point where I just want to end it quick and painlessly, as oppose to a long, drawn out death. It’s weird how...
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going to beer theater (laurelhurst) to see choke with Becca and Miles. I think it’s one of those buffer situations (perhaps the opposite of a 3rd wheel) where I stand between the guy who still has feelings for the taken girl. I’m well up to the task. I’ve done this before. It help me remember that I’m the single friend who is available at all hours for help in these...
Dec 20th
not intended.
Dad: yea, I got a colonoscopy and I didn't pay shit.
Gus: WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE????
Dec 19th
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This summer 2 of my best friends and I went on a road trip to Canada. We try to plan a road trip annually, with a few easy guidelines: -cheap -accommodating -super fantastic Tokyo cool So far, things have been working out. Our whole Canada trip consisted of sleeping on the couches of family and friends who fed us and at times gave us guided tours of fantastic cities, only asking for our...
Dec 17th
I feel horrible today. And it’s snowing. Hangovers and snow don’t mix. Am I the Grinch?
Dec 14th
some guy on the Max just asked me if I was a stripper.
Dec 12th
Dreamweaver and I Are Fighting...
petehillhouse: dreamweaver: petehillhouse: and Dreamweaver is winning :( Currently I am working on a complete redesign for my blog. Right now it looks like complete crap, but soon… SOON… it might look really awesome! Trust me people, I think I know what I’m doing! -Pete Whaaaaaaaat? I’m fighting with someone? What did I do to you Pete? Was it something I said? Was it my face? Does my...
Dec 11th
Dreamweaver and I Are Fighting...
petehillhouse: and Dreamweaver is winning :( Currently I am working on a complete redesign for my blog. Right now it looks like complete crap, but soon… SOON… it might look really awesome! Trust me people, I think I know what I’m doing! -Pete Whaaaaaaaat? I’m fighting with someone? What did I do to you Pete? Was it something I said? Was it my face? Does my face stink?? I’m still...
Dec 11th
The end of finals is near (I predict to finish at precisely 1:24 pm, incorporating the begining time [12:30 pm] times amount of questions [80] divided by the time it takes me to finish biology exams [hastily]). So I’m going to be free in about more or less 3 hours. and all I can think about? DANCING. I haven’t been dancing in a long time, and I’m listening to...
Dec 11th
just finished watching Prince Caspian… …felt like I was in bible studies.
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
We lost. To a team that had a “grunter”. They were terrible. We were worse. The ball hit me in the head. I pulled my groin. Have to bike to class tomorrow and it’s going to suck. Must go ice my junk now. Lame.
Dec 10th
you know what really grinds my gears?? holes that appear in your socks after the first time wearing them. not a fan.
Dec 9th
When I listen to the beginning of the MGMT song “Time to Pretend”, I picture a tiger purring. Is that odd?
Dec 9th
ok guys I’m a little nervous. Our volleyball game is tonight, and we are down some players (curse you blazer home game!). Actually, only 6 people are showing up. (which is the amount we need to avoid forfeiting). This means, however, that we are all going to have to play the whole game. This sort of happened last week, when we were down a player and another one arrived late. The girls had...
Dec 9th
I’ve noticed a recent incease in posts regarding twin peaks. and I love it. keep it coming people.
Dec 9th
beards.
I’ve done some soul searching, and have come to the conclusion that I really like beards (it doesn’t help that I am constantly surrounded by them in Portland). But it doesn’t stop there. I’ve also come to similar conclusions regarding redheads. I had a crush on this boy that I saw maybe 30 seconds out of my day at PSU (I think he either lives in building where I have...
Dec 8th
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professor. whats another word for pirate treasure?
Dec 8th
Whopper Virgins?
peterwknox: How are people that supposedly have never had fast food before supposed to influence my choice in crappy burgers? “Well, I’ve never seen one of these moving talking pictures before, but I guess I like that ‘John From Cincinnati” show.” I agree! I’m deeply disturbed by this commercial gimmick (if it’s even remotely valid). Taking a group of indigenous people out of their...
Dec 8th
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this morning my mom knocks on my door to inform me she’s going to freddy’s to buy a new microwave (our old one crapped out on us last night apparently). when i woke up she had already returned with the new machine, and i looked it over and said “aw, why didn’t you get an energy efficient one?”. she started crying. Did i say something wrong? she told me we...
Dec 8th
“I was happy in a haze of a drunken hour, and heaven knows I’m miserable now” -Smiths I listen to this song when I’m hungover. like today. happy hangover sunday.
Dec 8th
The dry weather has produced a tiny cut on the side of my mouth that is EXCRUCIATING. Every time I part my lips, this cut lets me know it’s still there. I’m tempted to keep a vow of silence for the next few days.
Dec 7th
mom: (singing along to stevie wonder christmas album)
me: hey who sings this?
mom: stevie wonder.
me: yea lets keep it that way.
mom: i hate you.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
It’s freezing in my house and I’m pmsing and all I want is a cookie but there are none.
Dec 6th
Drunk Running
malty: thebrewerpatriot: elisha: Does anyone else do this? Drink too much and instead of stumbling home, run? My friend and I have done this for years, and it generates enough body heat to fend off the freezing Chicago temperatures. So far there have been no injuries, but we do get a lot of strange looks from non-drunkrunners. I don’t need a gym, just the icey sidewalks between the bar and my...
Dec 5th
please take note of the fact that during all of this, my mom is blasting Andy Williams throughout the first floor of my house. Hopefully she will have her collection of nativity scenes all set up later on. I’m so excited to share with you the madness that is christmas at my house.
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People in Portland OR right now: Doesn’t this weather remind you of Winnie the Pooh? Heffalumps and Woozles!
Dec 4th
thank you tumblr for preparing me for such...
Sister: now mike and I are watching a Christmas story.
Me: have you seen that kid all grown up? he's got beautiful eyes. he was a producer for Iron Man.
Sister: and an extra in Elf. he played...and elf.
Me: ha ha. great. he's bff's with Vince Vaughn. they were in an after school special together.
Sister: shut up.
Me: HA! I totally beat you!
Sister: at what?!
Me: precisely.
Dec 4th
me: (standing up) Ah God I'm sore! I'm never running again.
dad: Thats what John McCain said.
me: AH hahaha good one pops.
Dec 4th
Just had my last meeting with my university studies mentor session at PSU for this class (for university studies class, you have a main session with say, 30 students plus the professor and the mentor, then you have a mentor session with a grad student dubbed “the mentor”). It was kinda sad. Our group actually got along during the last few weeks. hmm. Oh well. What was really funny...
Dec 4th
So, I’m a little butt-hurt after our first loss in volleyball. We were down one player, plus rebecca showed up late, meaning the girls (my sister, kay, and I) had to play the whole game w/o rotation (you can’t have more than 3 guys on the court at a time). The first game was utter defeat, and even when becca showed up during the second game, our luck didn’t improve. One...
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fixing my bike and getting grease all over my hands makes me feel like a big girl.
Dec 1st