February 2009
31 posts
I think I left my school spiral in lab yesterday. That thing is my life—everything that has to do with school is in that green spiral. If I lose it…
I think I’m going to be sick.
January 2009
59 posts
whoa flashback
damnit by blink-182 is playing on my ipod. I haven’t heard this song in ages! I was what, in 7th grade when this came out?
and remember how NRK would sometimes play josie right after?
dreamweaver?
malty:
you have sex with icicles
poor josh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ICE MAN!
dreamweaver? de-code please.
malty:
dreamweaver:
laydown:
So Kay - I had a dream about you.
You took me to your office job for ‘take your daughter to work day’. It was the very top floor, and had an amazing view of the city. Everyone there was completely silent when working, and everyone had troll dolls on their desks. For lunch - you had to go get everyone sandwiches so I (naturally) went to Urban Outfitters next...
dreamweaver? de-code please.
laydown:
So Kay - I had a dream about you.
You took me to your office job for ‘take your daughter to work day’. It was the very top floor, and had an amazing view of the city. Everyone there was completely silent when working, and everyone had troll dolls on their desks. For lunch - you had to go get everyone sandwiches so I (naturally) went to Urban Outfitters next door. Then I noticed the...
You know what?
I am so not going to Biology lecture today.
really? it’s a class of 280 students.
my professor is not going to miss me.
Les Paul is amazing.
that is all.
Knitting
E: What's the difference between a knit and a pearl?
J: The one you take from the front, the other you take from behind.
E: ... That's what your mother said last night.
J: Damn.
HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious.
Strangers with Frittata?
I’m not really an instigator. I mean, I don’t randomly start up conversations with people on the street. I will respond, indeed, and actually enjoy a little chat with strangers (unless they are a.trying to sell me something, b. yelling at me, or c. off their rocker).
One of my favorite instances is that of table sharing. It’s rare to find yourself in this situation, which I find...
Pizza owner pistol-whips customer for complaining about calzone
Fuck snow.
and fuck being sick.
2 Dead, 7 Hurt In Downtown Portland Shooting
Rebecca and I left about a half hour from kells before this happened. She was parked right outside between the two establishments.
I've realized...
….I haven’t listen to Elliott Smith in a long time.
remedying that right now.
“old school is the way into a ladies pants.”
– Pat the Hat
“How come I haven’t heard of dashboard confessional until this morning...”
– pop
E-mail he sent me a 5 am this morning. I really don’t know what to tell him.
My plan for today?
-Homework
-Make desert for dinner gathering tonight (Baked pears with ginger)
-Attend my lab
-Eat copious amounts of Stir-fry
-Sleep
-Be happy
The end.
Embarrassing Moments.
You all have them. They sneak up on you when you least expect it. The knock you off your pedestal and take you down a few notches (at times when completely necessary).
Last friday, Rebecca and I went to a her sister’s house in which she recently moved in to. Becca was playing chauffeur because it was her sister’s birthday and we had plans to go dancing. Prior to arrival, rebecca...
Just helped my mom take down the christmas tree in our living room.
(yes, I realize it’s been almost a month since the holiday)
I forgot how depressing It can be. My hands smell like noble fir.
Question: Is dancing with myself by billy idol a song about masturbation? Can I add it to the list (i.e., she bop by cyndi lauper, or turning japanese by the vapors) of songs with this theme?
One day, I will make a compilation. And it will be both grotesque and magnificent.
To sum up my friday night:
drinking?
check.
dancing?
check.
birthday cake?
check.
seeing a guy who slightly chipped your heart 6 months previous admiring your dance moves with an expression of regret on his face.
check mate.
mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
I hate my brother right now.
It reminds me of when I was 10. He would walk into the room and I would immediately start to cry (That was my plan to avoid a punch in the kidney). My parents would yell at him, but after the first 10 or 15 times, they figured out I was just crying wolf.
i love kisses.
I find it extremely hard to believe Johnny Cash when he sings the line “I’d love to wear a rainbow everyday” from his song Man in Black.
“Enamored is the grown up version of twitterpated.”
– Kay
I met a boy and am now twitterpated. I don’t care if it makes me sound like I’m five.
economy schmeconomy. (nope, that didnt work)
laydown:
There is a man in my store right now, talking my ear off about nothing.
He is approx 47yrs old.
‘Just for men’ dyed jet-black hair, which is in the style of ’white mans jerri-curl’.
He has tinted glasses on (inside)
MUCH gold jewelry. (and a Live Strong bracelet)
and a lisp.
This is awesome, but very sad. See - earlier this week EVERYONE at my store was laid off except for me....
the beach trip this weekend was the stuff dreams are made of. I have really great friends.
I feel very lucky.
Why did Benicio Del Toro wear a blazer shirt on...
you know what's sad?
reading a story in spanish
not knowing a word
translating that word to english
and still not knowing what that god damn word is.
Kay guess what I've got.....
….Come on Eileen!
I promise when I listen to it I won’t be around coffee.
(or you)
It’s so windy in Portland right now!
(I’m kinda scared)
naked woman
naked man
where did you get that nice sun tan?
excited
malty:
This weekend me and some of the chicklets are taking off to Molly’s beach house to relax, drink, make smores, hot tub and, naturally, scare the townies. After the holidays and this crap week of work, I’m so excited for this weekend. I feel like a kid getting ready for summer break. Time is moving. so. slow!
OH MAN I read that fast and thought you said “screw the townies”.