December 2009
78 posts
Microwaving coffee is never satisfactory.
Oh boo hoo.
I woke up today in a foul mood. It might be the fact that the Blazers lost horribly last night (and it was the first game I’ve ever been to!!) or perhaps it’s knowing I have shit to do for next week’s welcome back to school. It could also be panic, knowing that I have to get all the papers in order by February to go to Ecuador next fall and I haven’t written my essays. Or...
Tis the season...
Mom: (walking around family with a bowl of dates after xmas dinner) wanna date? Dad: (responding to mom’s offer) Carol, you sound like a whore.
secret:
I dislike It’s a Wonderful Life. I really do.
Violent movie marathon.
I don’t know about you, but when I have a considerable amount of time off, I tend to develop a temporary case of insomnia. I pair that with the fact that when I was younger, I loved staying up late. Trying to make it to sunrise, my mom stirring for her day at work while I walk around like a zombie until I crash at around 6 am.
I did the very same last night, a mix of both reasons...
Too much this weekend.
I’m stressing out about this weekend. It would make my life a whole lot easier if something canceled, but I know it’s not going to happen. I just have to suck it up and grow a pair.
Tonight is the Nintendo party (a.k.a. third date) and the boy is super drunk from a day of Santa con. He just called to tell me that a) he’s dressed in a bunny costume at the max stop, b) he got on...
My friend got dumped by his girlfriend today. On his birthday. Ouch.
Despite this depressing setback, he’s still going out for bar hopping merriment. I went back and forth on whether to go, and I finally decided not to. My biggest reason being my ex will be there and after our last encounter…lets just say, I’m staying away from him when booze is involved.
So instead I’m...
23% of adults believe in witches
barelysarcasm:
cartoonpenis:
According to the latest Harris Poll…
61% of adults believe in hell;
61% believe in the virgin birth (Jesus born of Mary);
60% believe in the devil;
42% believe in ghosts;
32% believe in UFOs;
26% believe in astrology;
23% believe in witches
20% believe in reincarnation – that they were once another person.
I can really appreciate the fact that...
Judge: Woman hit in unpainted bike lane is not... →
excerpt: According to court documents which we’ve obtained, during the resulting traffic court trial, Ms. Metz [driver] admitted that she “made a last-minute decision to turn on 10th and did not check her blind spot prior to making the turn.” It seemed like an open-and-shut case. But when Mr. Daray, the lead witness in the case, received the final judgment in the mail yesterday he was shocked to...
Can you believe I still get zits?! I’m telling you right now, it never...
– My mother delivering to me her daily dose of depression
I’m so mad at my neighbors and their stupid construction, I’ve decided blast music in my room to drown out the noise. If it weren’t so cold I’d prop my window open, to clear up any queries of passive aggression.
Playing now - Matt & Kim
It sounds wonderful amidst the bandsaw.
I hate you, sir.
For setting up your table saw IN FRONT OF MY GOD DAMN WINDOW which you chose to operate at 8:01 this morning.
It’s my fucking break, I don’t want to be up this early.
grr.
Second date went well
Went to goodwill to find costumes for party on Saturday, then watched the Blazer game and ate pizza (for the sake of keeping it PG, I’ll leave the rest of the night to the censors).
I hate the first few dates though where you just can’t figure out how you’re feeling about it. It’s true, in some cases you know instantly whether or not it’s gonna work out. This...
If you're going to love me*
you’re going to have to accept the fact that when I’m getting ready to go out, I listen to the Adam and The Ants song goodie two shoes really really loud**.
*or live with me
**this is also the reason why I think my neighbors hate me
The date went well last night...
Note to self: if you’re going to make a personal rule of not going home with someone after the first date, please make sure that comes with an alcohol limit.
[did I just admit to being easy on tumblr?]
yea, yea you did.
DREAMWEAVER?????
hamburgerskeleton:
is it really you?? its gonna snow!!!!!
It better NOT snow becuase I’m about to hop on my bike for a 6 mile bike ride. OOFTA!
What to do...what to do...
First day of winter break and I am at a loss for what to do! I’m a little hung over, guess I’ve got that going for me. My room is a pig sty so it seems that would be a good place to start.
I’m nervous because I have a date tonight with this guy who went to high school with me (a few years older). First, when he invited me to this nintendo party, I thought hmm, random. But ok!...
Oregonian Star Signs.
Leo: If you have been lying around too much, then this is a good day to begin an exercise regimen.
Great, now the newspaper’s thinking I’m fat.
DONE!!! BRING ON THE WINTER BREAK!!!
Paper is DONE.
It’s finished. I want to rid my life of it right now.
How long is it? 6 pages, including a paltry work cited.
Is the thesis statement clear and concise? Like the hole I almost put in my head.
Is it in English? no.
Spanish? I’d like to think so.
Will my teacher understand it? That remains to be seen.
My sternum hurts,
goddamnitsweetheart:
my hands are shaking, I can’t stop thinking about my breathing, and my level of focus is practically nil. You did this to me, school, and I’m not laughing one bit.
I’m right there with you. My procrastination is slowly eating away at my sanity. I have 2 pages of this god damn paper left to write and then I’ll be done. But I can’t seem to focus on it...
yvonnegeorgina:
People who still listen to jam bands in earnest fall, for me, under the same category as people who enjoyed high school.
HA!