January 2010
79 posts
Work cancelled because of Greg Oden's penis.
I was supposed to work the Blazer game in a few weeks and since I work events for Cricket wireless (makers of the O-O-O-phone) it was to somehow involve the spokesman. Well, after his little (ahem…not so little) scandal the event was cancelled!
Listen O, you know I love you. But I got bills to pay (booze) and I got kids to feed (booze babies) and I haven’t worked in about 2 months....
Singing in the Rain Soundtrack (Kelly,...
Last night........
laydown:
Didnt happen.
Dear Trailblazers,
I dont blame you for what went on last night, I wasnt your fault. It happens to a lot of guys. Stage Fright. Its a lot more common than you think, and who could hold it against you after what happened the day before? Clearly - your manhood was specifically questioned when your team mate showed the world what he was packin’. Thats hard to recover from...
New Order - Perfect Kiss
Oh god this song rocks...
I personify everything.
I can’t help it. I give names to inanimate objects. I use pronouns such as “he” and “she” when I refer to them. My bike’s names is Francois, I have an angel-wing begonia named Lionel. And I can’t tell you why I do it, only that it makes life a bit more interesting. Yes yes, I was one of those children who had names and back stories for each of her stuffed...
Portland authorities investigate why man set self... →
I just found out about this happening today in downtown Portland and am thanking whoever up there that it wasn’t Justin.
Justin was in one of my classes at PSU about a year ago and to tell you the truth, I don’t really know him. I mean, I know him in the capacity that we were in the same group for final presentations, but I never really talked to him. My dad lives up the street from...
dalasverdugo:
Yesterday Oregon voters passed measures that will increase taxes on big companies (some of whom were only paying $10 per year) and families making over $250,000. A lot of us think that this was a pretty good idea, but there are, of course, many people who think this will have a negative effect on the economy. I, for one, am excited that we at least get a chance to find out if this...
What am I, 16?
So for Kay’s birthday we’re planning a trip to my Dad’s beach house with a few close friends. I had to first square it with my Dad because he rents it out and I had to make sure to book it for that weekend. Like I said a small group of friends, Kay, Pat, Becca, Carsen, perhaps my beau.
On Monday I had lunch with Pops and the beach house came up in conversation. At one point he...
Ben Kweller - Debbie Don’t Worry Doll
I...
Hasn't been 2 weeks and already broke cardinal...
This weekend I had made plans with Pat to go to our friend’s birthday party. I wasn’t really feeling it since I had gone out the night before and proceeded to get wasted, so drinking for a second night seemed to turn my stomach. I told Pat I would walk over to his apartment at 8 pm, seeing as I was already in the neighborhood at my guy’s house (a short distance). well, one...
lolygagging:
TOMORROW! CUBAN FOOD FOR LUNCH!!
This reminds me, I need to go to Pambiche real soon.
This morning I botched operation poached egg.
I usually have a solid handle on the technique (art?) of making a poached egg. Though I’ve made them loads of times (one of my favorite ways to cook eggs, actually) it’s really a hit-or-miss situation. Today I came home from the boy’s house (I’ll spare you the gushing, which I am planning on doing for my lunch date with the girls later today) and decided to make a poached...
“the year of the slap is BACK!”
– Kay
wait what just happened?!
Did you just give out some terrible advice?
You know brain, I think I just did. Yea.
Well. Just so we’re clear then.
Gah.
Pat: i imagine him being a terrible lover
and a quick one
Me: oh god, with the worst faces
Pat: eeeewwwwwww
Me: ugh, stop making me think of _____'s O face!!
Pat: if your nice to him you could see it in person
Me: GROSS FUCKING GROSS
even if I had a horrible drug addiction, and I knew ______ was the only one who could supply it to me in exchange for sexual favors...
I'd rather stick my tongue in a wood chipper
Pat: just your tongue? I would go full body so there wouldn't be a hole left he could violate
Me: gah
Thanks for the follow dreamweaver...
operationfailure:
“I believe you can get me through the niiiiiigggggghhhhtttt”.
Welcome to the game.
Yes FINALLY someone who gets that my name is from REO Speedwagon and not from a computer program.
Most excellent.
This used to be the song you’d hear when I...
Ultimatum.
I have better things to do Tumblr than surf my dashboard for witty anecdotes and funny picture of memes. Let’s make a deal: either you become less addicting or start cleaning my room and doing my Spanish homework. Right now.
Please do my Spanish homework. Please?
So adorable it makes me want to puke.
This new guy thing is really going to distract me from winter term. Which is not that bad, considering these classes are barely keeping me interested anyway.
I met up with the big guy after our classes got out and we took the max back to Northeast. He offered to walk me home and on the way he asked if he could hold my hand. It was precious, I had to keep my arm slightly bent because he’s...
The Reverend Horton Heat - It’s Martini...
Glenn Beck vs. Bill O'Reilly?
I saw a preview before the movie last night for a showing of these two cats live on stage. By the way they were promoting the program, it seems as though these two pundits were opponents. It was almost advertised like a “come see these two commentators duke it out on the big screen!”.
Listen, I don’t watch political shows like the ones hosted by Beck or O’Reilly. I...
after seeing Youth in Revolt...
I thought it was decent. I liked the way it was cast, especially Fred Willard playing the neighbor, though they left out some characters completely. Of course they also left out a lot of storyline from the book whether because of content or fluidity I’m not sure. Still, I think they could’ve made the movie longer despite it’s taboo nature. It wasn’t even two hours! Michael...
I'm going to see Youth in Revolt tonight at 7:20...
It is one of my favorite books and I am a bit suspect to see this rendition on the silver screen. Will it live up to all my expectations?
We’ll see.
MLK weekend in review.
Friday Night: Date number two, walked in the rain, Dinosaur birthday party, big flowery dress, PBR, pin the horn on the triceritops, ice cream cake, piñata, taxi cab back to boys house.
Saturday Morning: wake up at boys house, talk, giggle, kiss, fall back asleep until 2 pm, get pizza, end date.
Saturday Night: Bowling with friends, billiard hall, drinking, Friend’s apartment, watch...
I accidentally made my hair really really big.
I underestimated the power of my curling iron. I look like Gilda Radner.
laydown:
dreamweaver:
Listen Tumblr - I’m really proud of the dirt cake I just made. Homemade chocolate pudding, half mixed with real whip cream (none a that cool whip malarkey) which was then layered with chocolate cookie crumbs in between. Gummy worms strewn about the rows and on the top, sprinkled crumbles with toasted almonds and sprigs of parsley.
Your welcome, World.
nice headline in...
Snoop Dogg - Who am I (what’s my name?)
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